MOMENT OF HOLLYWOOD HISTORY


Did I ever tell you about the time
I woke up and found myself on this funny boat
In the middle of the ocean
And this big party was going on
Girls in exotic costumes
Lots of booze, animals, and Roman soldiers
It was pre code Cecile B. DeMille and I
Found myself on a couch between Fred MacMurray and
Claudette Colbert, and it was my job to introduce them
But I'd forgotten their names.
Meanwhile, the code took effect so everyone
Put their clothes on and Fred and Claudette
Introduced themselves.

                       Donald Lev   7/14